Taco Bell

How'd you like your Baja Blast poolside?

Police say an Oregon man and his dog, who were missing for five days, survived by eating only taco sauce packets.

Have you seen the construction on the southwest corner of 29 Road and North Avenue? It looks like Wally World is getting new neighbors. Who's moving in?

Not since peanut butter met jelly have two foods been so meant for each other. We think.

Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.

Wow, have we become desensitized to violence or what?

Turn up the volume and get ready to sing 'Taco Taco Taco Bell' the rest of the day!

A man in Phoenix walked into a Taco Bell and politely asked for some water.
This would be a boring story, except the man happened to be engulfed in flames.

We've all been there.
You pull up to a drive-thru to order a burger or a couple of tacos and the person in front of you takes forever. It's maddening.

When I think of free Taco Bell for life, I also think there probably isn't enough toilet paper in the world to make that feasible... But then I also think of all those drunken nights that will be 152 times better because you never have to pay for the only thing better than sex when you are drun…