Meet Rowdi Suicide -- she doesn’t give a crap about politics and hates TV. It seems like she hates clothes too, which we are appreciate.
You know what they say about French girls right? Yeah, sure you do. They love freshly baked baguettes, right? Well, if you love French women, you should meet Popcorn Suicide, a sexy Suicide Girl who hails from France and enjoys long, slow dinner dates and lounging on the sofa with no pants on. Learn more about her below.
Euforia is a 22-year-old Suicide Girl who loves to dance all night long, which is great, because we've been working on our 'Running Man' and it is looking pretty good.
Revenge is a 23-year-old Suicide Girl from Paris who bears a striking resemblance to the object of our teenage affection Rachel Leigh Cook, of 'She's All That' fame. Oh, memories.
Linna Suicide is a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from France. Linna is still learning English, but that does not prevent her from looking fantastic in lingerie (which is one of the greatest French words ever; see also 'ménage à trois' and 'décolletage').
We're really hoping that Vayda Suicide took her name from one of our favorite childhood movies, 'My Girl,' because we'd sure like to make her ours. Without the whole dying from bee stings thing, though. That was really sad.