Marina Tarashevsce, an animal rescue worker in Dallas, has been trying to catch a stray dog for weeks.
Then the dog wouldn't stop barking last week, and she noticed he wasn't with a female dog he usually ran around with. So she and another dog trainer went to investigate.
Many will claim that the internet is basically made of cats and pornography, but this is only partially true -- it's also made of dogs! Someone out there came up with the hypothesis that replacing a musician's bass guitar with a dog would be a brilliant idea … and they couldn't have been more correct!
We aren't sure what the best part of this video is. Is it when the monkey tries to eat the bird's head? Is it when the turtle bites the puppy's tongue? Is it when we got to write those two sentences because of this video? It's hard to say. All we know is never EVER put that many species on a table that small...