Penises

Man, you've gotta have a huge set of snowballs to pull off this stunt.

This recently developed app claims it can predict the size of a man’s erection with nearly the same accuracy as a crooked bookie in a horserace. Dr. Chris Culligan says his Predicktor app is a fun and interactive way to help all of those guys walking around with “little pecker syndrome”  to see that they really aren’t packing that much less than the common man.

Sometimes it seems like more men are worried about how their junk measures up against others in the pack than they are with where they are going to get their next meal.