Everyone remembers the ABC television show "Roseanne," which ran from 1988 to 1997 and focused on the Connor family.
The Connors were a working-class family from Lanford, Ill., that struggled to make ends meet. The show was a huge hit and everyone loved it.
There are a lot of ways your mom can screw you up later in life, but at least she never drowned you because she thought your junk was too small. A woman in Indonesia drowned her son because she believed that his wiener was so small that he was doomed...
Everyone knows that pollution is not a good thing for the planet we live on. Most men, despite their size, worry and have insecurities surrounding the size of their manhood. As global pollution becomes more and more of a concern, it may soon concern men worldwide in a very personal way.
There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious.