Our long national nightmare is finally over! Tom Brady's stolen Super Bowl jersey has been found! You won't believe who stole it, or maybe you will... I don't know your life.
Tom Brady! You just won the Super Bowl! What are you going to do next?
"Well, I'm going to get super embarrassed when the NFL releases my combine video from 2000."
For the last five days, what's being called DeflateGate has been dominating the sports headlines.
The question at large: Did the New England Patriots deflate the footballs in the AFC Championship game -- a 45-7 win against the Indianapolis Colts -- last weekend?
It sure looks like it.