In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.
Authorities in Oregon are looking for a masked Masturbater who chased a woman down the street with his organ in hand. The victim was walking down the street when a man mumbled something to her, pulled a mask over his face, pulled out his crank and started to go to town.
Brigham Young University–Idaho recently released a "motivational" video asking students to turn in their fellow students for masturbating. Boy! Do we have some questions.
Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment.
Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.