Masterbation

Rub One Out in May
The most pleasuring month of the year is May, why you ask? It just happens to be National Masturbation Month! Get your keyboard protector ready, and celebrate!
Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police
Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hop…