Junk

You'll laugh 'til it hurts as much as they are.

It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.

Everyone remembers the ABC television show "Roseanne," which ran from 1988 to 1997 and focused on the Connor family. The Connors were a working-class family from Lanford, Ill., that struggled to make ends meet. The show was a huge hit and everyone loved it.

We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpar manhood is just grounds for living a life akin to Rainy Day Randy’s. But over in Denmark, small packages are finally snagging the spotlight, if only briefly.

A recent study claims male genitalia is 10 percent smaller than the average package was fifty years ago.