Japanese

The Japanese will put anything on television; take this game show where these women race down a track, doing the splits. Yes I said splits. First they look creepy, like some sort of alien, waving their arms and waddling on the floor. The lady who wins also sets a new world record for this race. Yes, there is a world record for doing the splits and racing down the hall. Who knew? This is just the 1

In general, it's a good idea not to bend over anywhere in the vicinity of a rabid sex mob, but especially one that is wildly screaming the words “Kanamara, dekkai mara!” in the streets. We'll explain.