Hot Mess of the Day

Name: Hurricane Sandy Location: Atlantic City, NJ (UPDATED: Floating on a large piece of boardwalk, just off-shore)

Name: Prodigy Pat Location: Hartford, CT Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right now...

Usually, our Hot Mess of the Day is a funny fake profile, but there's nothing fake about Kay, who was featured on TLC's 'Extreme Cheapskate.' Check out Kay's weird-as-all-hell strategy for saving $250k by year's end.

Name: Terry The Teet Location: Newcastle, England Occupation: Canine wet nurse. Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation. 5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a portable pump, lollipops, and religion...

Name: Darryl Droppings, "The Pied Piper of Flying Rats" Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan Occupation: Professional spectacle. Hobbies: Making new friends and "sending messages to them." (Unfortunately, these birds are not trained to deliver messages, so all correspondence has gone unanswered thus far...

Names: The BakeN'Bra Brothers Location: Traveling show. Occupations: Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire. Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive. 5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other...

Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots Location: Deer Park, Long Island Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St...

Name: Edna Scissorhands Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending). Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds. 6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader's Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains...

Name: Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order) Location: "Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily." Occupation: Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez...

Name: Comfy Carl Location: That poor woman's lap. Occupation: The world's first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage designer. Hobbies: Chutes n' Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and taking up a very small amount of space on the subway...