Hot Mess of the Day

Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Last man standing at the Ahnapee, Wisconsin Elk's Club New Years Extravaganza. Occupation: Rocket scientist. What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?" What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, but none by him...
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Plainfield, NJ Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond. Likes: Anything pink, unicorns,  walks on the beach, manicures. Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach, pedicures. His Motto: “The socks stay ON...
Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The newly-built public transit system of Antarctica. How Many Animals Died for Her Jacket: "Zero, they're all still technically alive." We didn't ask. Skills: Living taxidermist (again, we didn't ask, expert camouflage hair colorist, freelance party entertainer -- ask about her special holiday 'Nanook of the North Terror Package...

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