Gross

The other day, while cleaning his gun at the kitchen table, former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco failed to check that the chamber was clear and ended up shooting his finger completely off. That's a big bummer. Doctors were able to reattach the finger, but the prognosis doesn't look so great.

One of the more ear wrenching sound clips played on "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show" is Hot Wings mimicking a moth chewing on the inside of Eric Zane's ear. What if that moth and a tick were stuck inside the ear, though, just to double down on the gross?

This guy came down with a (not so) little bug.

Add this to the list of things that you probably wish you hadn't clicked on ...

The child in you is going to love this because it's about farts.

Everyone is guilty of doing stupid stuff when they're young. There isn't a person you know that doesn't have one of those "man, that was a really stupid decision" moments. Eighteen-year-old Cody Hudson and 24-year-old Jon Ohlman, both of Owasso, Okla., now have one of those moments.

Ouch. Yeah, this one will definitely leave you feeling a little tingly. Christina Jahnz, of Elizabeth, Colo., learned the hard way that she should not text while driving, KUSA-TV 9 News reported.

Well now, this is something. Meet 78-year-old Shirley. Shirley isn't like the other typical women living in her adult home. While the rest of the women like to knit, watch television or play board games, Shirley is into other things. She's into gang bangs.

Having something embarrassing happen to you is one thing. Having something embarrassing happen to you while on television is another, especially with the way things go viral nowadays.

You can finally sleep easy. The answer to your burning question is finally being answered!