Google Glass

Sure, it would be awesome to own a pair of Google Glass, but like our moms said on Christmas morning '91 when there was no SNES under the tree, "Blah blah blah what am I made of money blah blah blah?"

Google recently announced their new product, Glass, the strange looking eyewear which allows you to surf the web and take pictures and video all while looking like Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Universal Soldier."

While tech nerds the world over were busy marveling at Google's latest innovation, Google Glass -- which we're pretty sure won't cause any car accidents or help turn the world's population into to a society of vacuous alienated drones -- the geniuses at Team Coco we're busy developing their own futuristic product.