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Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.

You can bet this professor is a student favorite.

People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.

Long story short, a cop got drunk and let a criminal get drunk and then drive his patrol car. Think this story is made up? Nope... 'Merica

This incident does not reflect well on this guy.

Watching someone walk into a glass door is always funny. Always.

A man who was so drunk he didn't know where he was, decided he wanted to crash at a home that turned out belonging to the Summit County Sheriff.

The animal kingdom is filled with all sorts of wonders. This isn't one of them.

Drunk people really are capable of some incredible things. Take, for instance, these four guys from Orange County in Florida near Orlando.

Drunken nights make for great stories. Some 7-Eleven convenience store employees in San Jose, Calif., lost their patience pretty quickly when this belligerent couple stumbles in, yelling and knocking things over. While drunk people can be really annoying, the physical reaction of the employees in this video seems a bit over the top.