Catfish

Imagine Katy Perry contacting you over the internet and then falling in love with you. A man on the MTV show Cat Fish. I was cat fished once back in the myspace days but that's a story for another day.

Someone posted a funny video on YouTube of a girl catching a huge catfish by noodling. If you're not familiar with noodling, it's basically where you let the fish bite your arm, and then you pull it out that way.

Remember that scene in 'There's Something About Mary' where Ben Stiller got the his you-know-what caught in his zipper? Well, this is the female version of that. Or not. Whatever.