Breasts

After making some asinine comment to his friends about how he could get things easily (like a woman can) if he had boobs, his friend dared him to prove it. So, he went and got some boobs.

There are a million reasons that someone could collect welfare, but this is the first that we've heard of someone collecting it because of their big breasts. That's what a woman in Sydney, Australia said she was forced to do.

Some folk believe that bigger is better. Here we have Lacey Wildd, who has undergone surgery multiple times in order to get QQQ-cup breasts -- that glow in the dark.

This little puppy has the right idea! Little does this girl know, it is our soul that is in this little guy and joyfully jiggling her chest pillows.

Female fans of several major college teams are showing their school pride on Twitter. And, by school pride, we mean their boobs — showcased in cleavage-baring, skin-tight college shirts in self-shot pictures posted to Twitter.

According to a recent study, Mr. Ron Jeremy is a regular cancer-fighting hero.