Booze

You can blame it on the altitude, you can blame it on your genes, you can blame your ability to get drunk easily and act like an ass on anything really, but no one likes it! NO ONE! So how do you go out, have some drinks with friends, and not get so hammered that you are obnoxious?

Do you like Kool-Aid? How about booze? Now close your eyes for a second, imagine yourself in your favorite place, and booze in powered form just like Kool-Aid! I can't give you the first part of the that scenario, but I can promise you that the second part exists!

When people talk about things that go together in pairs they always mention a hand and a glove, peanut butter and jelly, and ham and cheese. How come no one ever mentions peanut butter and chocolate? Have these people never tried a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?  It's like heaven. Now you can even get drunk on the combo!

With the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl for the first time in 15 years, I personally feel that it is important to celebrate during the game with Bronco themed beverages. Now you could scour recipe books or the net to find cleverly named drinks that take a bunch of ingredients, or you can take the easy way like me, and make some of these.

Right now Colorado law allows you to stay at the bar until 2 a.m., so when the bartender cuts you off it isn't because they want to, it's because they have to. But soon if a bartender cuts you off in Colorado at 2, it might be because you've just had too much to drink.

Most of my friends consider me pretty lame lately, mostly because I have become quite the party-pooper. Soul reason is with age I have become unable to recover from a night of drinking. A typical night on the town for me equals three or four days recovering, so I have pretty much ditched the booze. But this here video may help my fellow hangover sufferers get back to cool.

If you are one of those people who wont use hairspray if they tried it out on a rat first, then you might not want to read this, because it may cause you to want to quit drinking, and nobody got time for that! Now that we got that out of the way, I can tell you that by getting a few monkeys drunk and giving them Smallpox, we now believe that booze may help prevent you from getting sick!!  Read Mor

I am probably the least creative person you will ever meet, but it still surprises me when I see these backyard inventions that I didn't think of them. I mean how hard could it have been to figure out to combine the two greatest things you can do at a bar that won’t get you kicked out... Air hockey and beer bong have collided to bring you "Alcohockey!"

It seems like everywhere I go this time of year everybody sounds like they are about to keel over and die. Turns out it's just cold season, but instead of running out to buy all the citrus fruits at the store or those over-the-counter remedies, raise your glass to kicking your cold's ass with these boozy concoctions.

There are three reasons that I am considered the lamest of all of my friends for hardly ever drinking... Reason number one, I no longer wanted to go home with chicks that outweighed me by 150 pounds. Reason two, drinking was causing me to catch up to said chicks weight in a hurry. And reason three, I feel like absolute dog sh** for the next three days. No answer for the first two, but there may so