Body

Apparently being a body broker is a real job and is actually legal in Colorado. Which means, it's totally legal to sell body parts in Colorado.

When a cab driver showed up to pick up a customer in Ypsilanti, Mich., she noticed that something was up. He was carrying something pretty big covered in a sheet.

You may find this hard to believe, but at any given time, you have as many creatures on your body as there are people on the earth. Sure, they are generally harmless creatures, and they don't each much, and they don't stay up late playing bluegrass music, but the thought of having these hideous creations on my body is a bit frightening.