It's 2013, and everything can be tracked. That means all the sick little behaviors you participate in while your mom or the wife is gone for the afternoon aren't really a secret between you and the dog like you thought. Now, I can't tell you for sure if the government is watching you, but I can tell you that the porn site you're spanking it to is keeping track of every MILF you pretend to get it on with. They are keeping track of a lot more than just that too. 

The fine folks at Pornhub have never been known as the selfish type, always sharing all their pictures and videos of hot naked people, but they also aren't keeping all their websites stats to themselves either.

Today they taught us that January is the horniest month of the year, and August is the least. They also showed us that Monday is the horniest day of the week with Saturday being the least. But then they got into some more interesting stuff...

Like people watching the more porn on their phones than any other device. To me, that is just weird... First off, phones are so small. And you also have to hold them, and if you are doing what most people are doing when they are watching porn you need a free hand. Since you don't have one while using your phone, said phone is now covered in things that will soon be smeared all over your face when you use your phone as a phone... SICK!!

We also learned what states last the longest, what people from different countries liked watching the most, and the most watched videos among other things. Plus they added in all kinds of fancy graphs and such. See if you fit into the norm as far as porn watching goes here.

 

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