Need a Lawyer? Dick Law Firm Will Work Long + Hard For You

Not many lawyers will tell you they're a dick, this lawyer however is proud of it. Meet Eric Dick, Texas lawyer and happy to probe through your case.

Don't get mad at us, this guy took his name to a whole new level, take his commercial for example -- yes it is real! "Need a Lawyer? Hire a Dick!" states his TV commercial.

Dick even goes as far as saying, "I'll work hard and long for you," and "I'll hound 'em, and pound 'em."

Marketing genius or just a man that hasn't grown up yet -- I'll vote for the latter.