Someone Lost Jesus, Rudolph + Keys to Their Leopard [PHOTOS]
The items pictured above have been recovered by the Grand Junction Police Department. They have been classified as "found property." If you are the owner of the Jesus (or is it Joseph?) statue, the Rudolph lawn ornament, or the keys, please contact the police department and collect your property.
You may want to 'put a wiggle in it' and claim your merchandise quickly. People are already calling "dibs" on some of these items via the Grand Junction Police Department's Facebook page. Those calling dibs don't actually own the property, they just want it.
If you would like to claim any of these items, please contact the GJPD's Property and Evidence division at (970) 549-5150, or via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.