If You Lost These Panties, Please Help This Guy Out [PICTURE]

To the potentially sexy lady (hopefully so) who may be missing this here thong: Please read this immediately and help this poor husband out... 

This dude can’t seem to catch a break... Whale of a wife, getting yelled, no sex, ouch! The prospect of this potentially beautiful lady returning into his life is all he has to hold onto. So if you’re reading this, panty dweller, go and pick up your thong before this man’s life gets any worse. He’s ready to give it up by now as he’s already probably sniffed the black coloring off of them.