Five Rules for Driving in Grand Junction

Driving on the streets of Grand Junction can be harrowing. Not all drivers are bad, but it would hurt some motorists to retake traffic school again. How many times have you yelled at the driver, "WHAT THE [INSERT EXPLICTIVE] ARE YOU DOING?"

If you're new to Grand Junction or driving in general, here's are the rules you need to follow.

*This post in jest. By no means should you actually use this as a guide for driving -- for the safety of you and those around you.