Who wants to see a heartwarming video of a nerd getting a bunch of pity kisses from sexy women?

Well, we're not sure if this is heartwarming or just desperate.

This guy took to the piers somewhere in Los Angeles holding a sign that read: "Kiss me, I'm desperate."

Oh, there we go: desperate.

Amazingly enough, it actually worked.

The nerd managed to get an overabundance of kisses and makeout sessions from random pretty girls passing by.

We guess one can never have too many of those.

Like Ma always said: "All you need is a little confidence, and dopey sign showing how much of a loser you really are."

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings