Some words of wisdom from a guy that admittedly does have much: If you are at a house party and there is a chick who wants to get it on, especially if the house is small, either take her home or take her to the car and go far far away from the party.... That is unless you want to get caught in the act! 

Getting caught by one or two drunk party-goers is bad enough, but how would you feel if the whole party got to watch you make a porno you didn't even know you were making?

The duck down move? That’s pitiful. If you’re that embarrassed about everyone and their mother seeing you half naked, there’s only two things you can do. Close the blinds and stay in the room until the party clears out. Or, embrace your new-found stardom, obey to the mob’s demands and take it off. All of a sudden a new star is born overnight.

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