Colorado Is Ranked 11th in the Most Important List Ever, Condom Size
To some it may get old, but I promise you it has been around since the beginning of time, and it ain't going anywhere anytime soon... Dudes, simply wondering who has the biggest wieners, that is. But instead of looking over at the guy taking a piss next to you at the urinal we have found a new way to find out the information we all crave. By studying condom buying habits...
Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store, did a little scientific study. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of higher-than-average-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size," and a lot of chicks thinking about taking their next vacation in one of the Dakotas!!
- North Dakota
- Rhode Island
- South Dakota
- District of Columbia
- Massachusetts
- Ohio
- Arizona
- Alabama
- New York
- South Carolina
- Colorado
- Maryland
- Wisconsin
- New Jersey
- California
- Florida
- Connecticut
- Virginia
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- Washington
- Tennessee
- New Mexico
- Iowa
- Illinois
- Louisiana
- Vermont
- Utah
- Maine
- Nebraska
- Idaho
- Kansas
- Delaware
- Michigan
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- Oklahoma
- Montana
- Minnesota
- Kentucky
- Texas
- Indiana
- West Virginia
- Missouri
- Alaska
- North Carolina
- Wyoming
- Arkansas
- Hawaii
- Mississippi
A few things we need to learn from this list...
There are very few people in the Dakotas, so if they are buying the most Magnums there really must be something to it, maybe they are using them as gloves for farm chores or something.
Also, Georgia didn't make this list at all, so we need to send someone down to Atlanta for a conference on safe sex practices, or find out what's wrong with the water there causing no single soul to have a large dong.
Finally, we always knew we were better endowed than our neighbors to the north in Wyoming, and finally we have some proof!
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