All around the world, massive knockers command attention.

This is in Japanese, so we can't tell you exactly what's going on, but there are bust-size measurements, individual boobs weighed on scales, and lots and lots of close-ups. Really, you don't even need the sound.

And it all happens in that inimitable Japanese TV-show style, with the graphics and the strange music and, shall we say, unique cinematography. But they sure do know how to keep the focus on the thing that's most important. Or, in this case, the two things.