7OrBetter.com – The Dating Website For Women Who Only Care About Big Dongs

As if dudes with gigantic penises didn't already have enough going for them, they now also have their own place to dangle their member out as bait on the internet, attracting women who only care about one thing... Their enormous love muscle. 

I think every dude has taken that old ruler you used back in 2nd grade and figured out your exact dimensions, but if you haven't, get on it. Now take that number, and if it's greater than 7 inches, you my friend qualify as having a huge schlong and also can join 7OrBetter.com. You're six and three-quarters inches? NOT BIG ENOUGH. You will be relegated to the tiny weenie dating site called Match.com.

Now, back to the big boys... Once you know you are big enough, fill out all the important info, like your penis length, girth, and status of foreskin. You can also write about your occupation and hobbies, but who cares about that? You got a big pecker! Finally, you're going to need to post a photo. No ding-dong shots, because you're classy of course.

Now you are now free to browse the site and message the ladies until you find your perfect match (a woman with a bottomless vagina).