2013 Air Sex Championship – Jam Out With My Clam Out Wins

Air sex, it's not just for in front of the mirror after all. For the 4th year in a row, people in New York decided they had nothing better to do than hump the air... At the 4th annual Air Sex Championships, held at Manhattan's Cutting Room, the finest dry humpers and imaginary oral sex aficionados took center stage.

It makes me feel a little bit better that the competition is put on by a comedian, and not some sort of sick headed sex addict. Comedian Chris Trew started the competition a four years back as a parody of an Air Guitar competition in Austin, Texas. It has now grown into a 14-city tour that culminates in a final world competition in December.

The rules: There must always be an imaginary partner on stage and all orgasms must be simulated. That's all...

A trio of female judges critiqued the show based on comedic appeal, sexual performance range and sexual energy.

The winner was returning champ, Jam Out With My Clam Out, who donned a geisha-inspired floor length robe, granny glasses, a head full of hair curlers and strap on rubber breasts for a finishing touch.

For her performance, Jam Out acted out a scene in which her (imaginary) husband died and she used her sexual prowess to try and revive him through his penis sans her teeth.