Wrongly Placed Words Make Childrens Book Sound Perverted

Don't tell us you're not laughing too! And yes this shows we have the maturity level of a prepubescent teen!

A reddit.com user who is also a teacher, had to refrain from reading this sentence aloud to her class, and we're guessing it's not because of the work "cock," but because the author thought it was a good idea to link "swelled" with "cock."

If you were reading this to your kids, just admit you'd take a second look at the sentence phrasing, laugh and share with your friends.