If you have ever tried a diet, chances are it didn't work well.  People are always trying to lose weight and some people are willing to try almost anything to lose those pounds.  A doctor has come up with a very unique system for weight loss.  It's called the Tongue Patch and it supposedly will curb your appetite by making it uncomfortable for you to eat solid foods.  The patch is a protein patch that is sewn on to your tongue.  It causes you discomfort as you eat, so you are forced to have a completely liquid diet for 4-8 weeks.

See what Free Beer and Hot Wings have to say about this odd weight loss system below.

Dude, if you're not worried about infection or any of the other side effects, you can come over to my house and I'll staple a shim right to your tongue and we'll be done with it.  No problem! - Hot Wings