The Japanese will put anything on television; take this game show where these women race down a track, doing the splits. Yes I said splits. First they look creepy, like some sort of alien, waving their arms and waddling on the floor. The lady who wins also sets a new world record for this race. Yes, there is a world record for doing the splits and racing down the hall. Who knew? This is just the 10 meter version of the race, which means they do this race in different lengths. In the end I suppose it comes down to whether you think it’s Usain Bolt, or you’re dog sliding its bum across the floor.