The sexual biology of men vs. women is kind of a cruel joke, in that it's generally a lot easier for a guy to orgasm from intercourse. And when a guy's done, well, he's done.

A solid dude who is worth his weight in prophylactics will adjust this incongruity by helping his lady out, either by staving off his own grand finale until she's satisfied, or helping her out in overtime. Those unlucky women who aren't with dudes as awesome and sex-positive as us sometimes end up faking it, or just resigning to their pleasureless-fate.

24-year-old Raquel Gonzalez was not willing to go quietly into the night. When this Florida woman didn't get off during the no pants dance with her boyfriend Esric Davis, she made her displeasure known by "hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose."

Fearing things could really escalate, Davis called the police on his pent-up girlfriend. They arrested Gonzalez, who was described as “belligerent and uncooperative.” She is being held in Manatee County lockup with bail set at $750.

Not surprisingly, the sheriff's report suggests alcohol was a factor in the post-coital battery.