Will Someone Help This Northern Colorado Woman Find the Person Who Took This… [NSFW] [PICTURE]

My weekly rounds through the missed connections of Craigslist usually don't disappoint. I always seem to find something that makes me laugh, maybe lose a little faith in humanity, or just plain boggles my mind. But for the first time today, I was left with my jaw on the floor and speechless. 

Normally when I find things on Craigslist I just bring them right here for you to see, but today's find could be called porn by some, and I like my job too much to put porn on here, so in order to see what I am talking about you have to click here (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!, THE BOSS WON'T LIKE THIS ONE), and then be sure to come back and answer the questions I have, or try to anyways.

Now, my questions...

1. How did this woman recognize this was her? I could not look at a picture of my hairy privates and say hey, I think that's mine...

2. How do you let someone get that close to your privates to take a picture, if you have no idea who they are?

3. It's bad enough that one person had to be close enough to that thing to see it, but why in the world would you post it on Craigslist for the rest of the world to see? It's not pretty!!!

4. Why don't you buy a razor???

5. Finally, why don't you give us a little more description of the feller who took this picture. Maybe we know him, and could help you find him, but that one little sentence can't convince me it was my friend Garret...