19-year-old Bryan Williams was caught on Valentine’s night with a young lady in a festival tent at the Southeastern Wildlife Exposition doing, well you know. The officer that found them ordered the couple to get dressed, leave the park and go home. They did get dressed and as they walked pass the officer, he noticed the smell of alcohol, but let it go. If you’re keeping track at home that is now two breaks.
Now, at this point you would think the couple would take the hint and just go home. NO, as young people do they pressed their luck (WHAMMY). The officer, about a half-hour later, found the couple in another tent, yes doing that.
The unknown female crawled out from inside the tent and escaped into the night. Mr. Williams was not so lucky. The officer slapped the cuffs on him and he was charged with trespassing, disobeying a lawful order, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. Do you think he called her to make his bail?

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