Watch Cricket Pulled From Man’s Ear and Prepare Never to Eat Again
This guy came down with a (not so) little bug.
A man in India had a live three-inch cricket taken out of his ear by a doctor.
The doctor liberated the slimy insect with a pair tweezers. The man went to the medic, complaining his ear was itchy, which happens when, you know, a cricket decides to set up shop there.
Not that we or just about anyone else on Earth would know that.