As of yesterday, the human race has ventured where no one has gone before, beyond the confines of our own solar system. Voyager 1 has embarked on the next phase of its endeavor, exploring the limitless adventures of deep space. Unfortunately, as glamorous as this sounds, Voyager 1 is just going to get blown up by Klingons.

Check it out. We have the video evidence. A Klingon Bird of Prey is going to destroy Voyager 1 by blowing it to a million pieces. Not a very fitting end for one of human kinds greatest achievements. Roll that nasty Klingon footage.

Well, that's a rotten thing to do. What can we do to retaliate? Well, the Klingons won't destroy Voyager for close to another 300 years. That gives us plenty of time to write nasty things about the Klingons on the bathroom wall.