Turns Out A Lot of People Wanted to Do Their Cousins This Christmas [NSFW]

I was just telling my really un-hot sister at the Christmas dinner table yesterday that I wished we had family further away so we could travel for Christmas. It just seems like people who do Christmas on the road have more fun. But then as I made my rounds through the internet today I found out that by staying home for Christmas it may actually help me not want participate in any incest... 

Yes, Twitter is great, but I think that sometimes people forget that when you Tweet something, the whole world can see it. So, if for some reason you think to yourself, hmmm... I really think my cousin is super hot, and I would like to bang her/him, go ahead and keep that off of Twitter.... Or put it on there like all these weirdos did, and get called a weirdo by me!

**CAREFUL... MANY OF THESE TWEETS HAVE STRONG/POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE**

honestly the worst thing in the world is having a fucking hot cousin that you want to fuck but you cant

I almost feel cheated that I don't have a hot cousin, but at the same time I am pretty happy that I don't have one, because I guess you would almost feel robbed that there is one less person in this world that you have to keep your hands off of. I not only feel bad for calling these people weirdos, I feel bad that they got screwed, and now are forced to think about their own blood naked...

[BRO BIBLE]