If you are traveling in our great nation end up in New Mexico, here are some words of advice - watch your buttocks. For the third time in two weeks a story has come out of New Mexico about a routine traffic stop ending in the police anal probing the subject. Is this a case of police and medical personal over stepping their bounds or is it the Aliens?

 

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We have to face the facts Aliens are freaks. If you go through the thousands upon thousands of Alien abduction cases you find that in all of them every person is naked on a table and being probed by a group of Aliens that are naked too. Those people always have some memory loss which means they got roofied and ended up in a five way that’s freaky.

 

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Captain James T. Kirk knew Aliens are freaks why else would he go on a mission to “Boldly go where No Man has gone before.” You know the phrase “Taste the rainbow” Captain Kirk laid the rainbow he did every Alien they came across.

 

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Look at Mork from Ork, he came here hooked up with an earth girl, got pregnant laid a huge egg and what came out of it? Jonathan Winters, now that’s freaky.

Aliens are freaks they come to Earth drink up our beer and make out with our women. I don’t blame them Earth women are hot and they don’t have slimy tentacles to deal with.