Tip of the Day—Masturbating at a Job Interview Won’t Land You the Job, Just in Jail

Monday in South Carolina the day started as usual at a local staffing agency. Coffee was made, donuts where eaten and the doors opened on time. People looking for work came in to fill out applications and check the Internet for possible jobs, until 53 year old Willie Merriweather showed up. That is when things got strange.

Merriweather, there for an interview, sat down and the interviewer started gathering his information. When she looked up she saw Merriweather sitting there with his genitals in his hand. She ordered him to leave the building; Merriweather acted shocked and said it just fell out. The supervisor, alerted to the commotion came to over, Merriweather then leaped up and ran from the building.

The police where called and within the hour had Merriweather in custody. Merriweather told police “I must have forgot to zip my pants and it just fell out.” That was a little hard for police to buy as Merriweather had a warrant for indecent exposure from an interview at the Public Safety headquarters just the month before.

Merriweather now has a roof over his head, three square meals and a cot. He might just want to be careful in the shower.

[WRDW]