Things You Can Do At Western Slope Uncorked Even If You Don’t Drink

I don't drink, yet I will be having fun at Western Slope Uncorked at Powderhorn this Saturday. How is this possible since wine tasting is front and center? You would be amazed how many ways you can entertain yourself. Here are a few things I hope to accomplish.

Recreate the famous I Love Lucy stomping grapes scene.

Keep asking Restless Heart when they're going to play "Cum On Feel The Noise".

Escort the boss to each wine tasting booth then ask for a mammoth raise.

Find unmarried couples and offer to perform a Powderhorn Wedding.

Go in Powderhorn Resort and apologize for being late for your meeting with "The Mogul".