The Onion’s Review of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ (NSFW)

Peter K. Rosenthal of the Onion takes a moment and reviews the new movie this weekend ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’. I know some of are like me and can’t wait for Hollywood to get a fresh crop of writers to come up with some NEW movie ideas and I think Rosenthal feels the same way.

I don’t mind a remake from time to time but right now Hollywood just can’t seem to come with anything new. I know some of you are going to say there a bunch of new movies but most of the are worth going to a theater to see. If I’m going to drop that kind of money I want to see some action and big screen special effects.