We don't know a whole lot about anything, but one thing we know for sure: if you're referred to as the "Hot Dog Hooker," you're probably gross.

Cathy Scalia of East Rockaway, New York is a former hot dog vender who was busted back in 2012 for prostitution. Well, it looks like she's back to her old ways because her neighbors are now complaining about an advertisement for lap dances that has been appearing on her front lawn.

The ad comes in the form of a pillow with the words "topless lap dance" written on it, which sits on a swing in her front yard. Obviously, Scalia's neighbors aren't happy about the situation.

Scalia says that it's not prostitution, just lap dances, which she equates to belly dancing.

One thing we know for sure is that she's disgusting, and we'll assume that her clientele is even more so.