Testicles

When your name is Bumper Del Mar and you work on a crab boat, you're a dual badass. So, when you go to your captain complaining of pain, he's sure to listen. Especially when you say your testicle is the size of your fist.

These are seven facts about testicles that might make you feel a little weird. Man has celebrated his testicles from the dawn of time. There are festivals for them, cups to protect them and even guys who do art with them.

This may be the most horrifying thing that can happen to a person.

"During a soccer game in college, I was accidentally kicked right in the junk. Now some ten years later I'm having trouble conceiving a child. Can a guy become infertile if kicked in the testicles?"
 -- Mike, 28,

As guys, we'll eat almost anything. Brew us up some cat poop coffee, toss us a stuffed cone pizza explosion; we can handle it. There is one thing we're a little weary to try, though -- mostly because it's a male issue at hand -- deep fried turkey testicles.

A man born with lopsided testicles has become the first person ever to have them made more symmetrical with -- get this -- a chin implant. Kinda adds new meaning to the phrase "balls on chin," eh? There's no official word, by the way, on whether the man's nether region now sports a manly cleft.

There are some pretty roughneck athletes out there, capable of withstanding some rather fierce beat-downs without showing many signs of pain. None are as tough as superstar Rugby champion Paul Wood who sustained a ruptured testicle over the weekend and finished out the game...

What began as an April Fool's joke, back on April 1, 2012 with a video that went viral, the Wynkoop Brewing Company now has by far the ballsiest beer on the planet. Wynkoop Brewing Company, Denver's first craft brewery has yet another first they are celebrating.