Skunk

A skunk was caught red pawed with its head in the cup of a milkshake from Chick-Fil-A. Even skunks like sweet treats every once in a while.

Think of the worst thing that can happen in your neighborhood. Got it? Well, this is worse.

It does not take the well trained nose of a beer aficionado to determine if a beer has gone bad or not. No sir; upscale brew connoisseur and backwoods drunkards alike know that there is only one word to describe the putrid scent of beer gone rotten – and that is “skunk.”