Masturbation

It's just another part of living in New York City.

Over the weekend, a pirate overtook the airwaves of the British radio station Mansfield 103.2 and played 'The Winker's Song' eight times.

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.

Authorities in Oregon are looking for a masked Masturbater who chased a woman down the street with his organ in hand. The victim was walking down the street when a man mumbled something to her, pulled a mask over his face, pulled out his crank and started to go to town.

Brigham Young University–Idaho recently released a "motivational" video asking students to turn in their fellow students for masturbating. Boy! Do we have some questions.

A guy who couldn’t keep his hands off himself also couldn’t keep his hands off the cops.

This guy was looking for a license to do more than just drive.

Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment.

Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.

Moms are jerks. Need proof? Check out this sign a mother left for her 13-year-old kid regarding his habit of cleaning the custard all over her towels.