A video on Facebook of a kid telling his dad the reasons he'll never get married went crazy last week. The kid appears to be around four, but he's obviously already put a ton of thought into this whole marriage thing.
This guy was really smitten with his girlfriend. He was so smitten, in fact, that he wanted his girlfriend to be his wife. So, while out on a paddle boat trip with some friends, he decided to pop the question.
In what may be the least romantic marriage proposal ever, for the big moment this guy took his future wife to the practice facility of the NFL's Baltimore Ravens. In his defense, though, she is a huge Ravens fan. So, we are going to let it slide this time. But anyway, back to the story.