Justin Bieber

I have never made it a secret that I dislike the douche himself, also known as Justin Bieber. It's not just that I dislike his music, because I could get passed that (I don't like Katy Perry's music, but would love for her to have my babies), but he is a general jerk in the way he carries himself. So when he covered Metallica the other day it rubbed me the wrong way!

In the funniest 'Between Two Ferns' in quite some time, Zach Galifianakis takes on Justin Bieber, and gets him to confess he wants to be a time traveler.

Justin Bieber seems to have a script for 'Batman vs. Superman' and is suggesting he might be up for the part of Robin. This is a true thing that happened. Seriously.

If the pants hadn't already sealed the deal, we can officially confirm it: Justin Bieber is the WORST. Here he is peeing in a mop bucket at a nightclub on his way out because he couldn't be bothered to make a brief restroom detour.

As bland as Justin Bieber's performance on 'Saturday Night Live' was, just think, it could've been worse.

You can't really be too surprised by this -- it is James Franco we're talking about here. Of course he made a full-length video for Justin Bieber's 'Boyfriend.'What else is he going to do, get another PhD?

What happens when you put Justin Bieber's "Baby" and Slipknot's "Psychosocial" in a blender together? The result is more harmonious than you'd ever have believed.

Justin Bieber has driven everyone crazy in one way or another. Whether it's pre-teens who want to be the mother of his children, their mothers who want to birth his children, anyone not either of those categories and now it's men with Justin Bieber tattoos in prison(Those guys also want his junk, really!).

One of our new favorite things about Halloween is funny, candid pictures of people being scared senseless in a haunted house. We had to ask ourselves though, what were they seeing that was so scary? We put our heads together, and we think we've figured it out. Here are our guesses at what was so scary in that haunted house. Because it certainly wasn't a guy in a wolf mask jumping out of nowhere. R

From pre-teens, to teenagers to grown women all are in love with Justin Bieber. Now the world has video evidence that even Justin Bieber can't stand himself.