Gorillas

The Cincinnati Zoo's decision to kill a gorilla after a child fell into its enclosure has sparked a massive nationwide debate.

A family trip to the zoo has turned into a national debate after a child wound up in the gorilla enclosure on Saturday, leading to the animal's death.

We like to think man is a talented species. For starters, we're capable of eating Denny's entire 'Hobbit' menu in 19 minutes flat and dominating in ping pong sans arms. There's no better male ego boost than to reminisce over such accomplishments. It turns out our hairy ancestors are talented too.

This advertisement tells us many things. First and foremost, it tells us CGI gorillas are apparently playful, spaced-out looking creatures willing to make fools of themselves for ... something.

The nice part about being a gorilla in a zoo is that you're safe from poachers. OH! And the first time you see a caterpillar is going to be freaking awesome, because you don't really get out very much.